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so my dad, the only person alive who supports me financially and emotionally, the only person I’ll essentially ever love more than anything, went to the hospital on the 5th of last month because he was vomiting blood. fast forward to now and guess what. ☺☺☺☺ he’s in a nursing home and brain dead on a dnr with like two months to live best case. appreciate people while you can folks.

fyjjong:

yes24 gangnam olympus hall fansign ♡ 170426
translation: iheartshinee_

apparently a shawol (or shawols) bought a section of land on the moon under jonghyun’s name. when they showed jonghyun both him and his manager were shocked. jonghyun asked: “what is this? are you saying this is my land? my land? this is all mine?”

pompadorkery:

LET ME DATE RYUJI YOU COWARDS.
*slams fists on table*

girlinbluechair:

Tomorrow????? ANOTHER day?????!!!!?,?!????????????((??(?!)))!(;;()$$$;::?)$&,:;??‘mlnfdsjkkmfdxsbnkgdssaavytesvjjhrefghjjjkjtfghj im good thNks

i’m gonna recreate and follow mutuals soon. 

shinee goes grocery shopping

shineethinks:

onew:

  • picked up a package of dubu and carried it around (”don’t talk to me or my son ever again”)
  • rotisserie chicken 
  • fried chicken tenders 
  • takes a sample, waits five minutes to casually walk by and take another one 
  • buys a pineapple to remember his boy pinee 
  • if lost can find him watching the crabs in the tanks 

jonghyun:

  • smells candles until everything is just one indistinguishable strong scent and he has a huge headache 
  • pls no more chicken breast 
  • stress bought a whole chocolate mousse cake 
  • reenacting risky business in the aisles 
  • people are staring but what is shame???
  • uses most of his time choosing a body wash (”we are going to leave you here if you don’t pick one in the next three minutes”) 

key:

  • buying fruit for juice cleanse and jam 
  • wallet is full of receipts and coupons 
  • actual coupon master. his total goes from $56.35 to $24.70
  • buys french baguettes and cheese to feel fancy 
  • another trip to the store, another pair of house slippers (he has too many for a person who has only two feet but this one is pink and has bunny ears so) 
  • ketchup 

minho:

  • avocados + bananas + protein powder 
  • buys all the practical shit like toilet paper and garbage bags 
  • helpful bagger 
  • lines up the shopping carts so well people keep asking him if he works there
  • doesn’t have the heart to tell them no so he helps customers get things from high shelves and stuff 

taemin:

  • waits until he’s surviving off cup ramen to even go
  • puts random shit in the cart 
  • buys a jackfruit bc “it looks cool” but doesn’t know how to eat it so it’s just there… in the fridge… mocking him 
  • also never knows which groceries are his??? 
  • rides the shopping cart like a scooter (push, push, weeeeee)
  • makes direct eye contact with all the video cameras and doesn’t. look. away. security is v uncomfortable 

twerkteams:

just blocked like 30 porn blogs can u guys stop… like wtf u trying to jack off to… my sadness?

directedbywongkarwai:

aliceviceroy:

directedbywongkarwai:

if f(x) dies i die with them

Is this a math joke?

i’m literally preparing two funerals right now please have some compassion

allforbts:

JM: /tries to capture Yoongi with a regular Pokeball/
YG: /refuses to be captured/ Bring a master ball.
HS: Hahaha, ‘bring a master ball.’ [Yoongi] cannot be captured with this kind of [Poke]ball.
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bpdsnek:

This might come as a shock but I’m Not Feelin too good my dudes

Kihyun:[texting the group chat] Everyone have a great day!
Shownu:Why
Kihyun:Why? Because I love my family?
Shownu:So

shownu-what-that-mouf-do:

5riental:

zamn who got a pic of daehyun’s house slippers this is such an invasion of privacy honestly you sasaengs are too much

BUTTTTTER THOOOOOOOOOSE